Who do our MPs serve?

 Two recent instances illustrate a signature shortcoming of Nepal’s post-1990 demo­cratic dispensation. In his budget speech for 2019/20, Finance Minister Yubaraj Kha­tiwada increased the yearly discretionary spending cap of federal MPs in their respective constituencies from Rs 40 million to Rs 60 million. The Constituency Development Fund has been arbitrarily increased, at the insistence of MPs from across the political spectrum, even though this fund has historically been grossly misspent. People’s chosen representatives conveniently ignored the pressure this year from the media and the common folks not to do so.

 

Only a handful of opposition MPs criticized the increase in MPs’ spending capacities. True, Nepali Congress leaders were unanimous in their public objection to the “populist” and “wasteful” budget. Yet most of them were curiously absent from one place from where they could get the government to rethink its budgetary priorities. The ongoing discussions in the federal parliament over the recently presented budget has turned into a farce, as speakers address the assembly without even a tenth of its 275 members in attendance. Most senior leaders of the ruling and opposition parties are missing, as are most ministers.

 

Sadly, this kind of shameless dereliction of duty and open loot of state coffers by people’s chosen representatives have been a constant over the past three decades. The political system changed, as did the composition of the parliament, which is now a lot more inclusive than it was even a decade ago. And yet the self-serving nature of our MPs remains the same. Upon seeing the empty chairs in the parliament on such important occasions, people are bound to ask: Why will the parliamentarians turn up after they have already gotten all the money they want? Such cynicism of the parliamentary process is troubling. It reflects a deep mistrust of the political class, which only seems interested in enriching itself even if their country is going to the dogs.

 

A more charitable interpretation would be that our lawmakers are humans and it must be mighty difficult for them to refuse such large sums of money that come with few strings attached. Were we in their place, the vast majority of us would probably do the same. But the point is, we are not in politics, suppos­edly the highest public service. After taking the oath to selflessly serve the country and the people, this attempt of our MPs to suck their poor state dry is morally repre­hensible. In the long run, it is also detrimental to their political career.

It’s (not) all in the name

 If you think you’ve figured out the content of the movie “Kumva Karan” by its name or its trail­er, you might want to leave your assumptions at home, for you’ll be pleasantly surprised. Directed by Dipak Oli, Kumva Karan is not an all-out comedy. It sure is based in the comedy genre but the thrilling, suspenseful twists and the shocking ending will keep you entertained throughout, despite all its glitches and flaws. It’s a Nepali movie—for Satya Harishchandra’s sake! We can sure be a little forgiving. The name Kumva Karan does not allude to the mythical sleepyhead demon from Ramayana, unlike what we’d assume. Instead, the name is a tell-tale of the movie’s plot, clev­erly revealed in the second half. The whole film is done smartly, actually. Sans expensively shot item numbers and massive production cost, Kumva Karan relies on its plot, screenplay and star cast to keep the audience hooked to their seats for the 1.47-hour runtime.

 

The film centers around three Karans—Karandeep Ghimire (Bhola Raj Sapkota), Karan Prasad Upad­hyaya (Gaurav Pahari), and Karan Bahadur Chhetri (Abhay Baral)—respectively the head master, Nepali teacher and a peon of a community school in Pyuthan. Their otherwise passive nature is given a masculine jolt by the entry of Sapana mad­am (Nisha Adhikari), the English teacher who they all fall for heads over heels.

 

They compete for her attention, healthily and unhealthily, and the first half is all about their antics to win her affection. Then, what fol­lows changes the narrative entirely. (As we don’t know any other review­er who’s spilled all the beans on a review and lived to work another day, we’ll leave it at that.)

 

Coming to the performances, the troika of Karans fit right into their characters and are pleasant to watch. Well, it’s always good to see a Nepali comedy where the actors don’t scream their lungs out to make you laugh. Comedy can be subtle, like it is in Kumva Karan. Bhola Raj, who shot to fame with his significant appearance in the Bollywood hit ‘Barfi’ (2012), puts in a par perfor­mance as a wannabe strict headmas­ter, who actually ends up looking comical and cute. Gaurav as the shy, spectacled Nepali teacher also justifies his character.

 

Only if the dialogues were better! Forgiving as much as we want to be, we do need to address the elephant in the room

 

The one person whose name has cruelly been left out from the trailer and promotions wins the man-of-the-match though. While Bhola Raj and Gaurav manage to score what they’re expected to, Abhay Baral as the obnoxious yet lovable peon is like the tail-ender who scores a blazing 17-ball half century to take his team home. His comic timings are impeccable and he manages to grab all the attention onscreen with both his physical performance and dialogue delivery.

 

If only the dialogues were better! Forgiving as much as we want to be, we do need to address the elephant in the room. The dialogues under­cut the possibility of this being a brilliant movie. All the emotions in the film are basically visible, thanks to the actors, and had the dialogues given to them been any better, the characters would certainly appear stronger. Imagine a Gabbar Singh without Salim-Javed’s prolific prose-work. Jason Kunwar’s background score manages to save some grace during the pivotal scenes though and the aural needs of emoting are somewhat fulfilled.

 

 Who should watch it?

If you can excuse some typical glitches of our Kollywood productions, you might actually like the film. It’s definitely worth the time and movie tickets. A little humor and a rather simplistic thriller is also good when the weather is bad and you have nothing else to do.

 

Movie: Kumva Karan

Genre: Comedy/Thriller

Cast: Nisha Adhikari, Pramod Agrahari, Gaurav Pahari, Bholaraj Sapkota, Abhay Baral, Kuldip Adhikari

Direction: Dipak Oli

Rating: 2.5/5

Dark and delicious

 Every once in a while you come across a book that just blows your mind away. ‘Revenge’, a collection of 11 short stories, by Yoko Ogawa is one such volume. Oga­wa has you trapped in her web of dark tales and you wish to relive the experience over and over again. You enter Ogawa’s dark and delicious world with a woman going into a local bakery to buy strawberry short­cake for her son. In the course of the conversation, she tells another wom­an she has only just met at the other­wise empty bakery that “today is his birthday.” When asked how old he is, the woman replies, “Six. He’ll always be six. He’s dead,” before going on to explain the bizarre events following his death.

 

All the stories in this collection begin innocuously enough. Two girls work in the laundry at a hospital washing lab coats. A man on the way to his stepmother’s funeral is waylaid when his train gets stuck in the snow. Each premise is ordinary but as the stories progress they take horrify­ing turns. They are all about death, abruptly ending relationships, and, of course, about revenge. Individual­ly, the stories don’t add up to much. If you choose a random story and read that, you are likely to be disap­pointed. But it’s a powerful, albeit at times jarring, anthology when you read the stories consecutively from beginning to end. There are some stories like “Old Mrs. J” and “Lab Coats” that can be read as self-con­tained pieces but most stories have a link to the next in the anthology.

 

The charm of the stories, howev­er, lies in how unpredictable they are. It’s spooky and fun at the same time. You get goose bumps when you suddenly realize what has just happened. And the blows are always sucker punch—you never see them coming. Translator Stephen Snyder compared Ogawa’s work to Muraka­mi’s, going as far as to call her “the next Haruki Murakami” and some reviewers have even cited the influ­ence of Edgar Allan Poe and Jorge Luis Borges. Deftly constructed and skillfully written, Ogawa’s stories will leave you feeling a bit unsettled but also wanting to read everything else she has ever written.

 

Book: Revenge

Genre: Fiction

Author: Yoko Ogawa

Published: January 29, 2013

Publisher: Picador

Language: Translated in English by Stephen Snyder

Pages: 176, Paperback

 

About the author

Yoko Ogawa has published over 20 books, short story collections, novels, and works of non-fiction. She has won five prestigious literary awards in Japan. In 2008, she was awarded the Shirley Jackson Award for “The Diving Pool”. Four of her books have been translated into English.

 

The legend of Boudha

After ping-ponging left and right across the Boudha street for years, the iconic family-run Mechung is back at its original spot (opposite the Boudhanath Stupa Gate) but in a new building. The 40-year-old “momo-chowmein” joint which never saw empty tables now has fancier interiors yet retains the taste that made it famous not only in Boudha but all over Kathmandu. Momo is a must at Mechung (veg, chicken, buff ) followed closely by chowmein, thukpa and shahphaley— all Tibetan delicacies which taste best in the nonvegetarian options. Then you also have an exotic Chinese menu which surpasses any run-of-the-mill multi-cuisine restaurant’s Chinese dishes, both in terms of taste and authenticity.

 

 PS: As a favor to us, please do try the “tongue salad” on the Chinese menu which we didn’t dare order (too full), and get back to us on how you liked it.

 

THE MENU

Chef’s Special:

- Thentuk

- Rhuchotse

- Chin Chai Roose

Opening hours: 10:30 am to 8:30 pm

Location: Boudhanath Sadak

Cards: Not Accepted

Meal for 2: Rs 650

Reservations: 01-4477759

Biryani and Beer at Radisson Kathmandu

It’s an all-you-can-eat affair at Radisson Hotel Kathmandu’s Biryani and Beer promotions this week. The beautiful Terrace Garden restaurant at Radisson offers you a picturesque view of Kathmandu and spreads out an extravagant buffet of the most delicious biryanis cooked in Hyderabadi, Lucknowi, Malabari and Kolkata style. The dish of royalties, prepared by Radisson’s Executive Chef Utpal Kumar Mondal, is served in non-vegetarian as well as vegetarian options and comes accompanied with salan, raita and desserts.

The biryani and beer promotions is a part of a series of monthly food promotional events, the hotel informs, as it gears up for a bigger food festival in the future. At Rs 1,799 plus taxes per person for the biryani buffet and two bottles of beer, the promotion runs through till May 31.

‘Paaila’ aims for global footprint

 In Durbarmarg, Kathmandu, there is a robot that serves food (at Naulo Restaurant), and another one that is capable of navigating on its own and giving vital information (at the Nepal SBI InTouch branch). Many assume these robots are imported or have only been assembled in Nepal. But they are actually manufactured, in toto, by Paaila Technology, Nepal’s first robotics and artificial intelligence company with the intent of commercially selling robots. Five young graduates of IOE Pul­chowk Campus started Paaila Tech­nology in December 2016. At the time, Dipkamal Bhusal, Rabin Giri, Sagar Shrestha, Niraj Basnet and Wasim Akram Khan had each fin­ished their Bachelor’s in Electronics and Computer Engineering. They were all classmates and none of them wanted to leave Nepal despite lucrative offers from abroad. Nor did they want to work for another company.

 

It was then that they met Aayush Kasajoo and Binay Raut, both from business background. The seven youngsters, all aged between 23 and 26, got together opened their com­pany by renting two small rooms. At first, they did web and software development because that is all the work they got, informs Bhusal, 25, the managing director of Paaila.

 

That was before Nepal SBI Bank approached them for a robot for its SBI InTouch branch in Durbarmarg. Actually, the bank first approached the Pulchowk Robotics Club in 2017, and the club referred the bank to Paaila. “They asked us to make a robot, within a month, which could do basic things such as greet peo­ple,” says Bhusal. As plastic was expensive they used fiber glass. “If we use plastic dye, we need Rs 10 million in just fundamental capital,” adds Bhusal.

 

 

In the elaborate process of robot-making, Paaila Technol­ogy utilizes local manpower and resources to make robots. “We get the motor from Taiwan. Everything else is made right here in Nepal,” says Bhusal.

 

Their first robot for the SBI Bank was ready in July 2017. The bank was impressed with their ‘Pari’, and encouraged them to work on a better version of the robot, ‘Pari 2.0’. This latter robot, which was deployed at the bank in April 2019, is an intelligent business assistant robot designed to help bank cus­tomers. It is powered with features like face recog­nition, query answering, automatic docking system and autonomous naviga­tion, and these features can be further enhanced for specific needs. Even museums have shown an interest in Pari. Just this May, Pari was deployed in the BP Koirala Memorial Planetarium Observatory and Science Museum at Kirtipur. At the inauguration ceremony of the museum, Pari, renamed Fulmaya by the museum, hosted the program. Fulmaya can answer some general knowledge questions, reply to que­ries about the museum, and guide visitors.

 

Between all this, in May 2018, Paaila also opened their own restau­rant, Naulo, at Durbarmarg in order to test a service robot named Ginger. Ginger is already generating interest from buyers in Egypt, Singapore, India and China. “Every week, we get at least two queries about Ginger from abroad,” reveals Bhusal.

 

There has been such interest in Ginger as this service robot requires no human intervention to function. “Mostly, robots need to be told or touched in order to give them instructions. But we have made an independent system. Suppose there are four robots and there is a mas­ter robot. The master robot gets notified of food being ready in the kitchen. It communicates with other robots internally and sends signal to a free and nearest robot to go to pick-up region. This robot picks up food and delivers it to the table. If there is no work, the free robot goes to the charging station,” says Bhusal.

 

Currently Paaila plans to export Ginger for $9,800 and Pari for $20,000 apiece. Their target is to export at least eight Ginger robots and two Pari robots a month. With the queries they are receiving, Bhu­sal says they could export 10 to 15 service robots a month. But first the company wants to make the use of plastic fiber in robots commercially viable. They also want to have a dedicated support team in the coun­try they are exporting to. Bhusal hopes that they will be ready to do so within the next nine months.

 

Paaila Technology wants to sell Naulo Restaurant as a franchise so if you want to buy Ginger, you would have to buy the whole franchise. But what if someone wants to buy a specific type of robot? Bhusal says they can try but it all depends on the available human resources. With 17 members in their team, they are cur­rently capable of tweaking existing models. “But developing an entirely new robot may not be beneficial for our business in the long run,” Bhusal says.

Shun terror, start talking

 As Finance Minister Yubaraj Khatiwada out­lined the roadmap to the country’s pros­perity in the federal parliament on May 29, many Nepalis were preoccupied with the bomb blasts in the national capital just a few days earlier. Many wondered why the government and the Communist Party of Nepal (CPN) led by Netra Bikram Chand ‘Biplob’ were not talking. But talking about what? The party’s demands are either vague or too radical. When APEX asked Chand about his demands, he replied: “The long and short of it is that we want an end to the way the crony capitalist class is impoverish­ing the people and bankrupting the country by captur­ing the economic, political and cultural arena and key sectors like education, health and real estate.”

 

Typical communist-speak. But what exactly does ending the reign of the ‘crony capitalist class’ entail? Wholesale nationalization of health and education? His party has also been bombing and taking ‘physical action’ against multinationals, which it accuses of suck­ing the country dry. Apparently, kicking them all out is the only viable option. Another of his contentions is that top Maoist leaders like Pushpa Kamal Dahal and Baburam Bhattarai ‘betrayed’ the revolution when they agreed to lay down arms in 2006. His party will thus push for the conclusion of the ‘incomplete peo­ple’s war’.

 

As Home Minister Ram Bahadur Thapa informed the parliament recently, the CPN has over the past few years been busy raising a militia to wage yet another bloody revolution. The party has been openly extort­ing businesses and NGOs to add to its war-chest. It has killed innocent people and made life difficult for every­one, and in doing so it is behaving more like a criminal outfit than a political party.

 

Yes, the Oli government has been rather harsh in dealing with Chand’s party. But it is also disingenuous of Chand to claim there has been no initiative for talks from the government’s side. Chand himself admits that there were many ‘informal’ approaches, which appar­ently amounted to nothing. It isn’t hard to guess why. In his own words, “we are not afraid of talks, but we are not convinced that they will address the issues raised by our revolution.”

 

The government should always be open for talks with a political party that has legitimate political demands. But how can there be meaningful talks when Chand refuses to abandon his violent and criminal ways? If the CPN wants the government and the civil society to consider it a credible political outfit, it should fore­swear violence and declare itself ready for uncondi­tional talks.

A ‘populist’ budget

 

 On May 29, Minister of Finance Dr Yubaraj Kha­tiwada unveiled a budget of Rs 1.53 trillion for the fiscal 2019/2020. The budget, which exceeds the current fiscal’s value by Rs 217 billion, has been termed ‘populist’ by some financial ana­lysts while others have given it the tags of ‘over-ambitious’ and ‘unrealistic.’ Unveiling the fiscal budget in the federal parliament, Minister Khatiwada announced the government’s aim of achieving the ‘middle-income country’ status by 2030 while the economic growth rate for the coming year has been set at 8.5 percent, 1.5 percent more than the current year’s revised target. The targeted inflation is 6 percent.

 

 

What have become dearer?

 Normally, prices of certain luxury goods increase with the yearly budget and the coming fiscal is no exception. Here’s a list of what will cost you more, and by how much.

Petrol/Diesel (per liter) Rs 1.5
Telephone connection rate Rs 500
Casino royalty 30 percent
Local beer (per liter) Rs 165
All Whisky/Vodka (per liter) Rs 920- Rs 1,325
Imported Wine (per liter) Rs 370- Rs 430
Domestic Wine (per liter) Rs 135
Brandy (per liter) Rs 165
Tobacco (per kg) Rs 95
Chewing tobacco (per kg) Rs 610
Cement (per ton) Rs 220
Mobile Phones 2.5 percent
Cigarette (per carton) Rs 495-Rs 2,715
Juice (per liter) Rs 11
Pan masala (per kg) Rs 610
Kurkure/Lays (per kilo) Rs 17
Betel nut (per kilo) Rs 225
Energy drinks (per liter) Rs 30

 

 Highlights of the budget 2019/2020

  • Rs 60 million for each MP to develop his constituency
  • Elderly allowance increases by Rs 1,000, to Rs 3,000 a month
  • Civil employees’ salaries raised by up to 20 pc
  • Increased the tax threshold on individual income from Rs 350,000 to Rs 400,000
  • Rs 130 billion for provincial and local levels
  • Over Rs 43 billion allocated for drinking water and hygiene
  • Rs 23.6 billion allocated for irrigation programs
  • Rs 163 billion appropriated for Railway and Waterways
  • Rs 400 million appropriated for ‘improvement’ of Bir Hospital