If you could choose one person as your dinner guest, who would it be?

Donald Trump. I’ll serve shit on his plate.

At 90 years of age, you have a choice of retaining either the mind or body of a 30-year-old. Which would you want?

Body. I don't mind an old mind. I want a 30-year-old's body right now.

What, if anything, is too serious a topic for a joke?

Cancer, the disease, not the horoscope.

If you could paint anything, what would you?

“Paint my love”: MLTR (MTV's MOST WANTED with Durex is what I grew up with, Sorry not sorry.)

What TV sitcom family would you be a member of?

Big Bang Theory as I want to be friends with Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali.

You are going on a treasure hunt. Which one of your band members would you take with you?

I don't trust any of them with treasure and such. They'll steal it and call it their own, like that famous riff I once wrote.

If you could learn one new professional skill, what would it be?

Game development. It's been a while since I last played any console-based or computer games. I want to make something I'd want to play. 

Say you’re independently wealthy and don’t have to work, what would you do with your time besides making music?

Make films. Fund films. Buy all the trash that is being made and burn them.

If you were a wrestler what would be your entrance theme song?

Nine Inch Nails’ “The Hand That Feeds.” Because Trent is a hero.

You can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life. What would it be?

Prawn crackers. Addiction is real.