Those of you who are regular readers will have noticed that I was not in the paper last week. When I queried why my column didn’t appear I was told that a two-page sports feature had taken up my, and other, space. Yes, quite true, I had noticed the middle spread was all about sport. “Not all read­ers are interested in football”, I quipped. “It’s World Cup cricket”, came the reply. “Which just proves my point. Period.” So it would seem we are entering five weeks of world class cricket coverage. Which, now that I look closely at the two-page spread, is being held mainly in England.

 

Despite being British, I know noth­ing about cricket. Or very little about it. I have, over the years, watched the IPL matches out of India. On and off. With interesting names such as Chennai Super Kings and Kolkata Knight Riders and having patrons/owners the likes of Shah Rukh Khan, there is a little more spice (masala maybe?) to watching this cricket league. But it’s mainly the audience’s reactions that I am watching. To me the audiences in India provide more entertainment that those men in various colors running around a field! The cheer­leaders dancing around, pompoms in hand to Bollywood numbers are also fun to watch. And so, just not (English) cricket!

 

Aside from the IPL, I know as much about Indian cricket as I do about any breed of cricket. But I do know that when India and Paki­stan play, the TV viewing rates go through the roof! Quick men­tion here of the fact India play Pakistan on June 22 in the Cricket World Cup. I might even watch that one—if someone will sponsor me a drink or two!

 

Meantime, oddly enough, some weeks ago I did meet Jonty Rhodes, a former South African cricket player and fielding coach of IPL team the Mumbai Indians. He, along with West Indies and Afghanistan coach, Ryan Maron, were here in Nepal for a 10-day high performance coaching camp aiming to both train coaches and select a few young players for the national under-19 team. Not only was Rhodes extremely impressed by the level of ability in Nepal, he also stood up for child rights. In the press meet of the Dhangadhi Premier League (DPL) 2019 Rhodes signed a commitment to end child mar­riage in Nepal, put forward by social partner World Vision International Nepal. Bet you didn’t know that Mr Cricket Fan.

 

Okay so maybe I do know more about cricket than I realized. Per­haps it’s my sporty father. I don’t think he ever played cricket but when I was very young he was the commentator at Gayfield Park, the football stadium in Arbroath, Scot­land. Since we lived in Arbroath at the time, and since he somehow, I don’t know how, was obviously enough of a fan to be a commentator, he supported the Scottish Football League team, Arbroath FC. And still makes an annual trip to Gayfield to support his team.

 

I remember sitting high up in the commentator’s box on Saturday afternoons. Most probably having an Arbroath pie at half time. Or a bri­die (similar to a pie but shaped more like a big Tibetan Shabaley), coming famously from down the road in For­far. But no, I don’t like football either. Also in Arbroath, my father was a tennis coach at a private tennis club. And no, I don’t like tennis either. See a pattern here?

 

Anyway, back to the World Cup Cricket, which I will not be watch­ing. For those who got excited to see the schedule printed out in the middle of this publication last week I can only say bah humbug! Just kidding… But some of you were missing me, I know. I’ll see you guys in the bar. And rest of you, cricket loving folks, I wish you few no balls!